Sir Teddy Taylor in 200,000 Death Toll
by News Staff
Sir Teddy Taylor, a former journalist, was elected Conservative MP for Rochford and Southend East in 1980.
Since then:
- Two hundred thousand people have died in his constituency alone.
- Twenty three thousand of these were children.
- Twelve thousand of these were of black or Asian origin.
- Teddy Taylor’s immediate family have earnt in excess of 10 million pounds.
- The value of Teddy Taylor’s share portfolio has increased by a factor of 9.3.
- Teddy Taylor has had intercourse with his wife over 1800 times, 13 of which involved anal penetration.
- On 14th January 1993, while Mrs Doreen Kilmer was having a stroke, Teddy Taylor was wallpapering his spare room.
- On 3rd March 1995, while 5 year old Kevin Williams was drowning in a pond, Teddy Taylor was enjoying a pleasant round of golf.
- On 15th April 2000, when Mr. Terence Parker died of stab wounds, Teddy Taylor did not even look up from the book he was reading.
How many more children have to die before this beast is hounded from office?
